"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
i got these skin lotion samples and like i don’t have legs long enough to use up one packet of it why
Chevelle - Choking Game
are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”
d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes
anthony mackie is the gr9est thing to happen to marvel i s2g
b-but..! ….it’s ok, i think i have the discography. and i fell in love with my playlist uwu gimme more pls
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ur not getting more apc by putting on the pouty face u know that doesn’t work on me
omfg i’m so jealous how come i didn’t get any apc but i’m glad i got chevelle
britnie you have enough apc no more 4 u