one short damn fuse
Angela | 23 | ARO-ace

personal blog for all my random interests.

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me:

I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:


me:

is that the sun

mckeymilkovich replied to your post: do u ever get the strongest urge to 

i had a goat once and it rammed me so no

omg 

do u ever get the strongest urge to adopt 1000 baby goats at 6 am bc i do 

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

This is going on Facebook, smile!

factsofcanada:

Canadian’s do not make good household pets and should remain in the wild.

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

iambluedog:

it wet

for some reason i have quite a few friends grumbling about their inability to contour their faces and im sitting over here like stop i love all your baby faces stop

princemotorcycle:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

Who are you? 

"Your ticket to the multiverse, princess."


verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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