i had a goat once and it rammed me so no
do u ever get the strongest urge to adopt 1000 baby goats at 6 am bc i do
I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none
IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY
This is going on Facebook, smile!
Canadian’s do not make good household pets and should remain in the wild.
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
for some reason i have quite a few friends grumbling about their inability to contour their faces and im sitting over here like stop i love all your baby faces stop
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
Who are you?
"Your ticket to the multiverse, princess."